Get into the holiday spirit a bit early with a trail from the Cumbridge hash house harriers. Detrails...
When: Fri, Dec 14th @ 600 HST
Where: Riverside Grill @ 305 River St, Cambridge (trail marked from Central Square T)
Hares: Wang Chunks and Krusty the Meat Miser
Bring: $5 hash cash (just drinks), your santa hat, flashlights, legal counsel since there will be powder on trail
Promises: A short trail, festive beer, new pre-lube AND on-in!
You're already on santa's naughty list, so make this a hash weekend. Start with Cumbridge and continue with the Boston H3 Holiday Party on Saturday and Jingle Bell Run on Sunday! For info on BH3 events, click the link on the right.
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Krusty the Meat Miser
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Hash Trash: 2nd Cumbridge Beer Mile
After meeting up at the Powderhouse Pub in Somerville, several intrepid and idiotic half-minds attempted a beer mile last Friday.
Hare: Krusty the Meat Miser w/ Spunk in the Trunk as bag car
Pack: Cuffy, Jolly Green Vagina, Chocolate Starfish, SATRAC, Taj My Hole, Goat Throat, G-String, Shorn Scrotum, Sugar Plum Fairy, Wang Chunks, Just Charlie, Nice Tits, Merkin Muncher, Beat By a Girl, Catheter the Great, Dude Where's My Virginity, Bend Over Mommy, Just Terry, Just Tricia, Virgin Renee, Virgin Chris and Virgin James
After hydrating with a pint (or two) the pack headed to the Tufts University track which happened to be next to the dorms. Who scouted this trail, anyway? Oh, right. Anyway, I'm sure the pack looked inconspicuous lining up at the start of the beer mile. The only ones who didn't look suspicious were the ones warming up for the event. And by warming up, I don't mean finishing a pint but actually jogging. Rest assured they "cooled down" after the race with a down-down.
With a quick explanation from "hare" Krusty, the beer mile was off. Goat Throat, true to his name, destroyed his can of PBR in 6.9 seconds to many cries of "There's beer left in that thar can!" That's when Bend Over Mommy inverted his vessel to prove that Goat Throat does not, in fact, have a gag reflex. There were several hashers casually sipping beer, pinkies extended, and having conversations while others were there to compete. And vomit. Speaking of, there were 3 hashers who "refunded" beer during the event, Just Charlie, Virgin James and Virgin Chris. Obviously their warmup didn't help.
Goat Throat blew away the competition with a time of 7:38 followed by Krusty at 9:18 and G-String at 11:14. For the rest of the results, follow this link to beermile.com. Speaking of, if this race is deemed "official" by beermile.com then Goat Throat will have performance #454 on the top 1000.
Circle was back at the Powderhouse Pub where virgins drank, onlookers drank for sweat test failure and Virgin Renee took her down-downs like an experienced hasher. Perhaps she's used to being on her knees.
This was hash 5 or 6 or 6.9 for Just Charlie who was pulled into the circle for a naming. He was not named Prom Queen, Likes it Long and Hard or Whiskey Dick. Because of his job as a writer Just Charlie is now known as Not So Long Fellow!
Circle was wrapped with "Today is Monday..." and Goat Throat's farewell pub crawl began with Keystone Light.
On-on to the next cumbridge Hash!
Hare: Krusty the Meat Miser w/ Spunk in the Trunk as bag car
Pack: Cuffy, Jolly Green Vagina, Chocolate Starfish, SATRAC, Taj My Hole, Goat Throat, G-String, Shorn Scrotum, Sugar Plum Fairy, Wang Chunks, Just Charlie, Nice Tits, Merkin Muncher, Beat By a Girl, Catheter the Great, Dude Where's My Virginity, Bend Over Mommy, Just Terry, Just Tricia, Virgin Renee, Virgin Chris and Virgin James
After hydrating with a pint (or two) the pack headed to the Tufts University track which happened to be next to the dorms. Who scouted this trail, anyway? Oh, right. Anyway, I'm sure the pack looked inconspicuous lining up at the start of the beer mile. The only ones who didn't look suspicious were the ones warming up for the event. And by warming up, I don't mean finishing a pint but actually jogging. Rest assured they "cooled down" after the race with a down-down.
With a quick explanation from "hare" Krusty, the beer mile was off. Goat Throat, true to his name, destroyed his can of PBR in 6.9 seconds to many cries of "There's beer left in that thar can!" That's when Bend Over Mommy inverted his vessel to prove that Goat Throat does not, in fact, have a gag reflex. There were several hashers casually sipping beer, pinkies extended, and having conversations while others were there to compete. And vomit. Speaking of, there were 3 hashers who "refunded" beer during the event, Just Charlie, Virgin James and Virgin Chris. Obviously their warmup didn't help.
Goat Throat blew away the competition with a time of 7:38 followed by Krusty at 9:18 and G-String at 11:14. For the rest of the results, follow this link to beermile.com. Speaking of, if this race is deemed "official" by beermile.com then Goat Throat will have performance #454 on the top 1000.
Circle was back at the Powderhouse Pub where virgins drank, onlookers drank for sweat test failure and Virgin Renee took her down-downs like an experienced hasher. Perhaps she's used to being on her knees.
This was hash 5 or 6 or 6.9 for Just Charlie who was pulled into the circle for a naming. He was not named Prom Queen, Likes it Long and Hard or Whiskey Dick. Because of his job as a writer Just Charlie is now known as Not So Long Fellow!
Circle was wrapped with "Today is Monday..." and Goat Throat's farewell pub crawl began with Keystone Light.
On-on to the next cumbridge Hash!
Monday, October 29, 2007
CH3 Run #4: BEER Mile!
The time has arrived for the first autumn beer mile of the Cumbridge Hash House Harriers. Although the CH3 typically runs the first Friday of every month, we'll be running on the THIRD Friday in November.
For those who haven't participated in a beer mile it includes 4 quarter miles and 4 beers. Drink a beer, run a lap. Do it 4 times and you've completed a beer mile. Congratulations! Any vomiting results in running a penalty lap but not a penalty beer. Head to http://www.beermile.com and see the ridiculous times that people run for this event! Will anyone break the record of 5:38? No, of course not! We're hashers! Details below...
What: CH3 Beer Mile
When: Friday, Nov 16th @ 6pm HST, heading to the Tufts track at 630-645pm. Due to time constraints, no late entries once the beer mile starts.
Where: Meeting @ Powderhouse Pub, 682 Broadway, Somerville, MA.
Hash Cash: $5 for runners and spectators, beer for all (yay!) but food not included.
Who: Dumb, dumb half-minds. That means you! And me!
Your CH3 Mismanagement, Krusty the Meat Miser and Nice T!ts.
For those who haven't participated in a beer mile it includes 4 quarter miles and 4 beers. Drink a beer, run a lap. Do it 4 times and you've completed a beer mile. Congratulations! Any vomiting results in running a penalty lap but not a penalty beer. Head to http://www.beermile.com and see the ridiculous times that people run for this event! Will anyone break the record of 5:38? No, of course not! We're hashers! Details below...
What: CH3 Beer Mile
When: Friday, Nov 16th @ 6pm HST, heading to the Tufts track at 630-645pm. Due to time constraints, no late entries once the beer mile starts.
Where: Meeting @ Powderhouse Pub, 682 Broadway, Somerville, MA.
Hash Cash: $5 for runners and spectators, beer for all (yay!) but food not included.
Who: Dumb, dumb half-minds. That means you! And me!
Your CH3 Mismanagement, Krusty the Meat Miser and Nice T!ts.
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Next Hash!!!
It's nearly the first Friday of the month, so get ready for another CH3 hash!!!
What: 3rd running of the CH3
When: Friday, Oct 5th @630 HST
Who: Holy Ozone + Nice T!ts
Where: Razzy's (motto: We do class, locally.), 585 Somerville Ave, Somerville, MA
On-after(join us after the hash!): On the Hill Tavern (motto: Yup, we're on a hill.), 499 Broadway, Somerville, MA
As usual, hash cash is $5 and does not include food. Also, bring a flashlight out for this mofo, it's getting to be that magical hashing in the dark time of year. See you there!
What: 3rd running of the CH3
When: Friday, Oct 5th @630 HST
Who: Holy Ozone + Nice T!ts
Where: Razzy's (motto: We do class, locally.), 585 Somerville Ave, Somerville, MA
On-after(join us after the hash!): On the Hill Tavern (motto: Yup, we're on a hill.), 499 Broadway, Somerville, MA
As usual, hash cash is $5 and does not include food. Also, bring a flashlight out for this mofo, it's getting to be that magical hashing in the dark time of year. See you there!
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