Monday, June 9, 2008

The CH3 Fri the 13th Change Your Luck Hash!!!1!1!!

Cumbridge H3 presents...
The Fri the 13th Change Your Luck Hash-stravaganza
Friday, June 13, 2008
Start Location: The Cellar, 991 Mass Ave, Cambridge (Between Central and Harvard T stops. Trail NOT marked from T, use google maps you lazy bastards.)
Start Time: 6:30pm HST
Hash Cash: $5 (beer and shots only, no food included!)
Hares: Drippy Spigot, Krusty the Meat Miser and a mystery harriette

We all know that Friday the 13th is an unlucky day even without all the black cats crossing your path and mirrors (or condoms) breaking. To bring some good vibes to hashers and the city of Cumbridge, Drippy and I will be numerically combating bad luck. How, you ask? Why, with the lucky number seven, as in SEVEN beer/shot checks.

You'll also need your lucky cup (it'll be a red solo cup handed to you at the pre-lube). Don't lose it on trail because "if you drop your cup, you'll have bad luck." And if anyone thinks I made that up, I'm really not very clever. Just drunk. And usually half naked. Fine, completely naked. What is this, an inquisition? Anyway, less about me and more about how drunk you'll all be after SEVEN ALCOHOL CHECKS! Summer drinks and shitty beer are guaranteed!

Finally, if you missed the last Cumbridge hash, here's a picture that may convince you to show up for this one...

On second thought, ignore the picture and come to the hash to change your luck.


Krusty the Meat Miser

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