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Cumbridge H3 presents...
"These Go To Eleven" Rock Band Hash-stravaganza
Friday, March 14, 2008
Start Location: Hi-Fi Pizza and Giant Sub, 496 Mass Ave, Cambridge (Central Square T stop)
Start Time: 6:30pm HST
Hash Cash: $15 (and worth every penny!)
Hares: Krusty the Meat Miser and Wang Chunks
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(Almost) fresh off the heels of the wildly successful ROCKSTAR Trust Me hash, the CH3 wants you to reprise the role of your inner rock star and join the band! You heard me right--the on-in will feature a full-fledged Rock Band rig. Everyone will able to form bands and rock out to their hearts' content! And we'll need EVERYONE'S (booze-enhanced) talent--drummers, guitarists, bassists, and vocalists! Hell, there will even be a CH3-branded keg to keep you from getting too nervous on stage! All rock stars will be fed home-cooked hot meal (not to be confused with a hot lunch*), and will receive personalized back-stage passes (aka: tags) to commemorate the experience! And all of the above is just at the on-in!
In logic-defying fashion, the trail promises to deliver parts of the people's republic that many of you wankers have never seen--complete with a rock-star shotgunning check and a shot of liquid courage check!
If you've never played Rock Band before--don't worry! Beginners and experts alike can individually set their level of difficulty, so everyone in the band--regardless of experience--can have a blast playing along!
Rock Star dress is highly encouraged, and can include, but is not limited to:
* New piercings / tattoos
* Pink/blue/green hair
* Anything you've ever seen Krusty the Meat Miser wearing
Kindly let the hares know if you're planning to cum (send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org). Thanks to a little creative license with the help of an ecard*, "These [personalized name tags/home-cooked foods/kegs of beer/etc.] aren't going to lick themselves." Err... I mean... If you let us know in advance that you're cumming, we'll make sure to have enough beer/food/backstage passes/rockband for all! No payment necessary until the day of the hash... a "who's cumming" will be posted shortly--stay tuned!